Category: Joke Board
Never Argue with a Woman:
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'.
'Yes, but you have all the equipment.. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies?
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,
'Officer, I'm not fishing. I'm reading'.
'Yes, but you have all the equipment and you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden..
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left..
MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Lmaoooo! I love it! It's so true.
slightly manipulative
lmao!
roflmao. I love this.
lmao; thanks for sharing, cam!!
lol I've seen this one before, but I'm just as amused by it this time as the last. Good for her.
I've seen a similar one where a couple is checking into a hotel, and the clerk charges them more for the room than was expected. The husband asks why, and the clerk tells them it's because the hotel now has a pool. The husband argues that they are just there to sleep that night and will continue on their way early the next morning and that they have no intention of using the pool. The clerk argues that still, the pool is there. So the man says he will charge the clerk with sexually assaulting his wife. The clerk protests that he hasn't touched the man's wife, and the man says but still she is here...
lol that was very good. hahaha
roflmao, love it!
People are just downright manipulative bastards! It's one thing to try to get out of a bad situation, but another to dissuade an authoritative figure from trying to keep people in check.